The Hunter S. Rob Times

Hilarious:

A look at how Bush plans to fix the economy he broke and bankrupted (just like EVERY company he ran into the ground before this)
New Republic

I certainly am less confused after this:

There will be a doubtless link, of course, although I’ll leave that to the experts to sort out its validity
Huffington Post.com

Here’s one for your expert journalism. Who was Saudi Arabi funding in the early 90’s?? Who were we funding in the late 80’s???? Fucking unbelievable.
Weekly Standard.com

Hey, we can’t win a single war, let’s start another one! The other two are going so well? Oh, wait, Bin Laden’s still alive? What? But didn’t the CIA disbanded the Bin Laden search unit? Wait a second… now I’m just confused. I know! Bin Laden’s in Iran right?? What? Sunni’s and Shiite’s hate each other? They Do? So you mean Bin Laden and Iran are enemies? But didn’t Saddam Hussein, King of Al Queda and Iran blow up the world trade towers in NYC? I thought Iraq was a state in Iran, right? Hey!! I got an idea, lets just give them all chemical weapons like we did in the 80’s. Fuck yeah!